The shire is a wonderful place.
If I could live anywhere in the world it would be the shire because it’s so chilled.
I get all the bitches in the shire and I think it’s da shiz.
When Gandalf turns up there is banging raves with wicked fireworks.
We smoke some pipe and drink flagons of ale and feast like kings.
Rated on : April 9, 2021 at 20:32:54
by Bilbo Baggins